Old Joke Of The Day

Lucky Frog

2005-12-27T11:12:00.000-05:00

Check out Show 43 Old Joke Of The Day

This is my first podcast using my Mac-Mini. Suffice to say, I'm not impressed... Mac's are "supposed" to be Sooooo easy to use.. I guess that might be true, IF you've never used a real computer before. If you have, then it's a pain trying to re-learn all of the things you can do without even thinking on your usual machine. Look for my Mac-Mini on EBay soon, or drop me a note with an offer..... No need to hear from all of you Mac junkies out there... unless you're making a purchase offer...

In honor of all the biologists in-training that are home from college for the holidays, here's today's joke.

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Blonde Double Shot

2005-12-07T00:16:00.000-05:00

Check out Show 42 Old Joke Of The Day

Well it's been quite a while since the last show. I've had lots of things going on in my life, and the jokes just had to wait. Then when I had time, we had server issues. So, I'd like to apologize for those of you who look forward to these shows.
Since it's been a while, I've got a "Double Shot" of blonde jokes for you today, hope you enjoy them.

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Ode to the Chicago Sports fan

2005-11-10T00:12:00.000-05:00

Check out Show 41 Old Joke Of The Day

Today's joke is in honor of the Chicago White Sox (even if they're socks are not white) Who recently won the World Series after a drought that hung over the club for centuries. It's an old joke.... hope you like it.

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Chicken Coupe?

2005-11-02T00:33:00.000-05:00

Check out Show 40 Old Joke Of The Day

Just got back from a trip out east to Maryland, the Delmarva peninsula to be exact. Why don't they call it the DelMarVi pen.? I mean if the Del is Deleware, and the Mar is Maryland, and the Va is Virginia, shouldn't it be Vi for Virginia? Just a thought.

Anyhow, while we were out there, we saw lots of chicken farms, and we also saw Dirty Jobs, on the Discovery Channel on tv. What do they have in common? Well, Mike Rowe told a joke on the show that had me thinking "oh wait, I know this one" as soon as he uttered the first line. I thought I'd share it with all of you here...

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Free Nuts

2005-10-25T00:29:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 39 Old Joke Of The Day

I'm sorry about the lack of new shows lately. It's been really busy around here with a bunch of travel for work and with my girl's hockey team. I'm hoping I can get to doing a few shows every week pretty soon. Thanks for your patience.

Now the fun stuff...

This is an old barroom joke, hope you like it.

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The Farmer and the Trooper

2005-10-05T00:24:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 38 Old Joke Of The Day

Well, here's another public service announcement from Old Joke of The Day. For those of you who still haven't made a contribution to the Katrina disaster relief, you now have two reasons. The new reason is named Rita. If you haven't made a contribution yet, please go do it right now. I'll make it easy, go to the Salvation Army at www.salvationarmyusa.org or to the Red Cross at www.redcross.org Either (or both) of those nobel organizations can make sure your donation gets to where it will do the most good...

Now the fun stuff...

Todays joke is about a farmer that just might be sharper than the Trooper trying to write him up...

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Long Engagement

2005-09-25T23:40:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 37 Old Joke Of The Day

Well, here's another public service announcement from Old Joke of The Day. For those of you who still haven't made a contribution to the Katrina disaster relief, you now have two reasons. The new reason is named Rita. If you haven't made a contribution yet, please go do it right now. I'll make it easy, go to the Salvation Army at www.salvationarmyusa.org or to the Red Cross at www.redcross.org Either (or both) of those nobel organizations can make sure your donation gets to where it will do the most good...

Now the fun stuff...

This couple has been engaged for a loooooonnnnggg time.. 30 years wow.

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Blonde at Heaven's Gate

2005-09-19T00:04:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 36 Old Joke Of The Day

Well, here's the public service announcement from Old Joke of The Day. For those of you who still haven't made a contribution to the Katrina disaster relief, please go do it right now. I'll make it easy, go to the Salvation Army at www.salvationarmyusa.org or to the Red Cross at www.redcross.org Either (or both) of those nobel organizations can make sure your donation gets to where it will do the most good...

Now the fun stuff...

Today we have another blonde joke. A blonde trying to pass the entrance exam to get into heaven... hope you like it.

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Blonde Rower

2005-09-10T01:03:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 35 Old Joke Of The Day

Today we have another blonde joke. It could be about me, but it isn't (I wouldn't be the blonde in it either) With all of the people down in New Orleans floating where the ground should be dry, Think of those people, and keep them in your prayers while you listen.

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Special Lawyer

2005-09-01T00:15:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 34 Old Joke Of The Day

What's better than Lawyer jokes? A Lawyer joke that has the Pope in it.. Hope you like it.

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Three Wishes

2005-08-25T00:05:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 33 Old Joke Of The Day

Well it's back to school time here in the States, at least back to college. I'm getting ready to take my youngest daughter off to College. It seems like she should still be in jr. high school, but I guess I'm just older than I feel. She went to a bonfire last night with a bunch of her school friends, and I guess she realized it might be the last time she sees some of them. The mood was a little quiet when she got home.

What does this have to do with old jokes? Well..... it made me think of today's wonderful old joke. Another blonde joke by the way... Hope you like it.

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Blonde Winner

2005-08-20T00:43:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 32 Old Joke Of The Day

I've been out of town this past week in Kansas City. The travelling is getting old. It is a shame though, I remember when I actually liked travelling for work. Now though, it's just a pain.

We have another blonde joke this time, hope you like it.

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Blonde Haircut

2005-08-13T01:20:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 31 Old Joke Of The Day

I've been out of town this past week in St.Louis, the weather was plain nasty, and I caught a virus/cold/sinus thing.... ugh, it's good to be back home.

Today I have another blonde joke for you, I thought about it when I decided to plan to go get a haircut tomorrow. Hope you like it...

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Pawn Shopping

2005-08-04T00:45:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 30 Old Joke Of The Day

Well today we have another blonde joke. I had one of those days at work, that makes you remember exactly why there are blonde jokes... hope you like it.

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Old Croaker

2005-08-01T00:13:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 29 Old Joke Of The Day

A special hello to all of the new listeners that are finding this show on iTunes. I see in the stats that iTunes listeners now compose about 75% of our listeners. Tell your friends about us.

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Three Fishermen

2005-07-27T00:41:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 28 Old Joke Of The Day

A special hello to all of the new listeners that are finding this show on iTunes, glad to have you along for the ride.

I got to spend a few days Up North as we say here in Michigan, it covers a large part of the state, but for us down in the southeastern part, it means pretty much anything north of Saginaw. If you cross the Zillwalkee (sp?) bridge, you're "Up North". I even had the opportunity to do a little fishing, which reminded me of this great old joke. Hope you like it.

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Sun or Moon

2005-07-20T23:41:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 27 Old Joke Of The Day

Not much new here today, especially this joke....
Hope you like it.

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Old Drivers

2005-07-19T00:23:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 26 Old Joke Of The Day

After another day of driving for work, I'm once again reminded just how oblivious some drivers are to what is happening around them. I'm a firm believer that it isn't spped that kills, it's differences in speed that does it. In other words..... IF YOU CAN'T DRIVE THE MINIMUM POSTED SPEED.... GET OFF THE FREEWAY!!!

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Priestly Parrots

2005-07-16T01:01:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 25 Old Joke Of The Day

Special thanks to the people at podcastpickle.com for selecting Old Joke of The Day as a featured podcast, not sure how we made it there, but hey thanks bunches.

Hope you like today's joke.

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Beware of The Dog!

2005-07-13T23:22:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 24 Old Joke Of The Day

Well when I got home from work today, I was informed by my daughter that out 12 year old Brittany caught a bird in the back yard and presented it to her. This we find quite amazing, as Millie has never been a hunting dog. Heck, she's afraid of thunder even, let alone fireworks. I can't imagine how she'd react to a shotgun blast. She did find the energy to spring on a bird that happened to linger too long on the low branches of one of our pine trees though.

Anyhow, it reminded me of a great old joke, hope you like it.

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Ticket to the Big Game

2005-07-11T00:12:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 23 Old Joke Of The Day

It's time for Major League Baseball's All-Star Game. It's here in Detroit this year, and I'm kinda glad I'm going to be out of town most of the week, so I'll miss most of the hassle that comes with having lots of out of towners visiting here.

I did see on TV though, that the Sheriff has been cracking down on ticket scalpers. You see here in Michigan, we have this stupid law against selling tickets for above face value. Forget what you learned in economics class about supply and demand, here in Michigan, it doesn't matter how much it's really worth, you can't re-sell it for a profit. Something tells me this law is probably un-constitutional, but nobody has ever challenged it on those grounds. Maybe somebody needs to...

Anyhow, it reminded me of a great old joke, hope you like it.

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Crazy Plumber

2005-07-07T00:33:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 22 Old Joke Of The Day

Ever hire a plumber? If ya have, then this will make complete sense to you. If ya haven't, consider yourself very lucky...

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What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...

2005-07-05T23:25:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 21 Old Joke Of The Day

In honor of Las Vegas' 100'th birthday, which from what I've seen on television, is comming up, I've got a joke today that fits right in with that theme. I'm not sure how they calculated that 100 for the city either...

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Blonde Horseback Riding

2005-07-02T00:33:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 20 Old Joke Of The Day

Today we have another blonde joke. Since I was in St.Louis this week, and it's "The Gateway to the West" I have sort of a western Blonde joke for you. Hope you like it...

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Animal Tracks?

2005-06-28T23:24:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 19 Old Joke Of The Day

Today we have another blonde joke. Actually, it's a blondes joke as there are two of them in it, but whatever... I could tell these as brunette jokes, but they wouldn't be nearly as funny.

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Sneaky Bowler

2005-06-28T00:41:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 18 Old Joke Of The Day

Up late? Need Smokes? So did the subject of today's joke. Hope you have as much fun as he did.

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Important Driver

2005-06-27T00:12:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 17 Old Joke Of The Day

Well as I'm traveling again this week for work, and last trip was out to the east coast, I thought of an east coast joke. It's more of a Pope joke, but it's set on the east coast, so that's close enough for this kind of work.

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Old Pirate

2005-06-23T00:15:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 16 Old Joke Of The Day

Here's an old joke you might not have heard. If you have, it was probably told better than I do it, but it was fun anyhow.

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Anything for $100

2005-06-17T23:00:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 15 Old Joke Of The Day

It's Springtime, almost Summer in fact. Time for spring cleaning, painting and fixing up. We've been doing some sprucing up around the homestead here getting ready for a graduation party open house we're having for my daughter this weekend. Today's joke fits right in.

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Caring Golfer

2005-06-17T00:49:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 14 Old Joke Of The Day

In honor of my Deeetroit Pistons (hey Adam, sorry about those Miami boys)kicking the snot out of the Spurs tonight 102-71, I've got a sports joke of a sort for you. Hope you like it.

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Blonde Roofers

2005-06-15T23:59:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 13 Old Joke Of The Day

Another classic blonde joke today. I have so many blonde jokes in my files I think we're going to try to do at least one every week.

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Blonde Driver

2005-06-15T00:42:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 12 Old Joke Of The Day

I live in Metro Detroit, home of the Pistons, Red Wings, Lions, Tigers, and some amazingly bad drivers. One would think that in the "Motor City" we'd have the best drivers around. One might be wrong. But it makes me think of this classic old blonde joke. Hope it makes you smile.

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Engineers and Managers

2005-06-14T01:01:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 11 Old Joke Of The Day

Today was another one of "those" days at work. really makes me wonder sometimes. It did make me think of this old joke, I swear I can see this happening in my sleep... Hope you like it.

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Junebug Chicken

2005-06-10T00:30:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 10 Old Joke Of The Day

I was out driving in the car this evening, and when a big Junebug hit my windshield I thought of this classic joke. Hope you like it.

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Efficiency for a Pig

2005-06-09T00:44:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 9 Old Joke Of The Day

Well, today was one of those days that you're glad only happens once or twice a year. We had an ISO9001 audit at my regular day job, and they aren't much fun. In honor of the auditor, who really isn't a bad guy, I've got an old joke about a farmer, his pig and an efficiency expert. Hope you enjoy it.

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Talking Dog

2005-06-08T00:29:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 8 Old Joke Of The Day

We've had quite a few issues in the last couple days, first with the T-1 for the servers, and then with my ISP that connects me to the net. Looks like we're back to normal now.

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Birds of a Feather

2005-06-03T23:59:00.000-04:00

Check out Show 7 Old Joke Of The Day

I've been away traveling for my regular job for the last few days, and haven't had the facilities to produce any shows while I was gone. I've missed it, hope you have too... But I'm back, and so are the jokes.

Well Today's joke is a response to the young lady that commented that my jokes wern't funny. So.... today I'm using one of her jokes. Hope you enjoy it.

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The Penguin

2005-05-31T23:44:00.000-04:00

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Today's joke is quite old, you've probably heard it. Hope it puts a smile on your face.

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Captain's Parrot

2005-05-30T23:50:00.000-04:00

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It's Memorial Day here in the United States. The day where we remember and honor those that have given their lives protecting the freedoms that we hold dear. Even if we don't agree with the reasons they sometimes get sent off to war, we honor the sacrifices they were prepared to make.

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Farmer's Prize Pig

2005-05-29T23:34:00.000-04:00

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Well we did some grilling here on this holiday weekend, and we'll do some more tomorrow, though we might have to dodge some raindrops to do it.

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Blonde Traveler

2005-05-28T23:53:00.000-04:00

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Have a fun filled and safe Holiday weekend.

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Longer Life

2005-05-27T23:03:00.000-04:00

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First Server Feed Test

2005-05-24T12:38:00.000-04:00

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What's new? Certainly not the jokes you'll get here...

2005-05-16T23:02:00.000-04:00

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